sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

Posted 18 hours ago with 227,876 notes
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journeynotintothewildwoods:

thereweretearsinhereyes:

I think suicide would be the best way to die, you’re dying on your own terms, not somebody else’s. You get to say goodbye to your loved ones, even if it’s just in a letter or video. You win a game you were supposed to lose. 

NO FUCK THIS KIND OF THINKING.

screw tumblr for always glorifying suicide.

Let’s break this fucking post down. You’d better hit that readmore button, I stg.

Read More

Posted 18 hours ago with 38,351 notes
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Your heart is so heavy, and I pitied you for it.

Once.

Before I realized it is heavy because you have so much love. You are pained because you’re all the good in the world trapped in one body, breaking at the seams, and you’re a beautiful explosion just waiting to happen.
—n.t. (via astrasperas)
Posted 18 hours ago with 1,798 notes
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I used to think you took my breath away then I realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit.
—(via cursedblood)
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i-belong-to-dan-ferrari-lane:

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

chickensandwich:

what do u mean this gift is not for me?

ommmggggg. my heart just broke into a million pieces.

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jeffswagum:

roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

FRANZ FERNANDO

jeffswagum:

roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

FRANZ FERNANDO

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nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

Posted 1 day ago with 120,521 notes
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empresspinto:

4ever-horngry:

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

Posted 1 day ago with 483,438 notes
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officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

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raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

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videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

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babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

Posted 1 day ago with 100,491 notes
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sirasmiles:

rosydrops:

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20 dishes every cook should know
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first apartment essentials checklist
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sirasmiles:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

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All of us need this don’t even lie

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