- *in principals office*
- principal:Have a seat.
- me:thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND
THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB
don’t forget these
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS
go home you’re not allowed to break my heart like this
My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
this is my favorite post ever
look at this quality
bro what u doing? dealing drugs w those noodle arms? gotta go to the gym bro. get shredded. u need to defend urself. get shredded. suck a dudes dick. get shredded. defend urself
I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea
Dylan O’Brien + dogs
this will always be one of my favorite pictures
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*